Real Tales of the Webmaster

As the person who gets to review the inquiries sent to the webmaster (yes, I requested this), I have a few concerns about our fellow human beings. For those of you wondering at home, a webmaster is not a magical seer. I just want to make that clear. There seems to be some confusion. I do not know why I can navigate the morass of our institutional webpages to find what you were looking for and you cannot. (Hint: Use A-Z) Perhaps I am used to it? I do not know where you can find a transcript of a talk you attended several years ago at your social club given by an individual who no longer works here. If I had to guess, I would assume no such thing exists and you are SOL. I sincerely doubt that your white old guy club took the time to record and youtube the talk oh so many years ago. I cannot tell you where the ACT will be offered off-hand. I think you can call the testing service as well as I can. I do not think it is a national crisis that you could not find the area code on the homepage and had to click on one of the millions of other pages to find it. Oh, and Greg who graduated in 2007 and saved his screen play on our virtual lab server instead of one of the many online storage resources that were available to you... ha ha! Dumb ass.