I am starting this section for the amusement of all. These are real examples of emails sent to a university webmaster. Names have been changed to protect the ignorant. Spelling has not been corrected.
Is there any way you can remove the image of the ‘Arabic language training’ on the main PCU page? I do not care to see this every time I visit PCU’s main page.
Thank You,
Afraid of the World
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Hello,
I am interested in donating my dead body to your college for whatever you do with dead bodies. I am wondering how I go about setting this up. I am a healthy person at this time. I have only been in the hospital 2 times in my life. Once when I was a kid I went in for some tests. Then when my son was born 30 yrs ago I had him by way of c section. The first time I was there for a day and a night and then when my son was born I was home in three days. These are the only stays I have had in the hospital. I am 53 yrs old. I am a little overweight.
I dont smoke or drink or do drugs(other than a tylenol or ibruprofen ocassionally).
Please let me know what I must do to get on your program.
Thank you in advance.
yours truly, Ima Planner
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