Webmaster Letter

IN RE: Mr. Tyler Russell
Quarterback, Meridian High School
Meridian, MS 39304


Coach Miles........

I am a LUST fan living in Meridian, MS We are motley Ole Miss and Miss State. Only a few LSU fans here, We take a beating every time we loose to either one of the above in any kind of sport. I watched the game last week and Ole Miss kicked our rear end that really hurt. I can feel your pain in the Quarterback slot and it really showed. The Jefferson young man did a great job the few min he got to play. This kinda stuff will put an ole boy like you in Harms way. I can help.

I played four years of Pro Ball in Monroe, La, Had to give it up when we had to move, We were 3AAA Club pllaying for The Saints. Here in Meridian we have a Quarterback who is a Senior I think. If you seem interested I'll check all this out and get you film, stats or what ever you needand get it to you ASAP. Lets don't loose him to one of the Miss Teams.

If there is anything you may need, Please contact me. I am not a kid and speak only the truth.I am 71 years young and retired.

Always with Respect


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MAJOR GENERAL, RET.
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Letter to Webmaster

I saw the footbal player had an injury and attached is info about a matural healer I have used as well as referred players to info n. I alos have an email address you can check for updates too. footballinjury@live.com password 777777 or sportsinjury2008@gmail.com 78787878

Letters to the Webmaster....

Dear Sir/Madam

Hello, My name is mister international

My question and request is :
how can i inquiry my BS in IT of your university.
would you please tell me how can i inform me that my BS is register in your university and check it again

regards
mister international

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If I took one course at a college in California and it was work I beleive one credit. It was counseling 50, so it is transferable should i fill out an application as a transfer? or Freshman?
-would be tiger

Genius!

I love working with underpaid, creative geniuses. Here is a smart example of one person's efforts.

An actual note

This email was sent from an IT Analyst at a sister institution to our general IT information address:

Hi,
I got a new computer . I have outlook set up already in my computer but I don't see any of my older emails.I have important emails and I need them urgently. Please help me as soon as possible. I am in 123C --- Hall.

Thank you.

Post Script

After sufficient whining, one overpaid idiot was noticeably absent from this morning's very brief meeting with her minions. It was decided after not too many minutes, that we should meet to discuss the message once a message has been crafted. I graciously offered to attend the message crafting meeting. Ha!

I Hate Working with Overpaid Idiots

There are a few things that simply piss me off. I often write about them (see IH8 IE8)in order to vent frustrations. It is cheaper than actual therapy (so far). While, I respect my boss and the majority of my co-workers, there are just a few individuals who not only make more money than I do, but are complete idiots. They have failed upwards thanks to previous efforts by no longer employed executives. I suspect this is a fairly common problem for organizations across the board. I usually am able to settle into a semblance of blissful denial of their existence. Unfortunately, one of them inevitably decides to remind me of their existence. Case in point: yesterday I received a meeting request. Shit! So, I will be spending at least an hour biting my tongue and engaging in inane conversation for absolutely not constructive purpose. Yay, Wednesday!